How To Open A Bottle Of FISH OIL:

Cover palm of left hand with several paper napkins. Place around bottle. Mold a sheet of paper towel in right hand palm, lift hand, and quickly open cap. Remove paper goods and immediately scrub hands with odor neutralizing soap. Rinse well. Douse with lemon juice.

Note: hands will continue to smell.

I'm several days closer to leaving for My Summer Vacation and...
1. I still don't have the WiFi name or password for the house
2. My hands still smell of fish oil.

Since the school year is now officially over I've wrapped up the list of books I've read for the year. My list goes May to May. I've read 45 books. Not bad. I didn't write any of them but I was quoted in one. *

*Tasting the Universe by Maureen Seaburg.